Good morning, kids. Wednesday and the truly colossal, earth-shaking story this morning is the greatest deliberative body on the planet, the United States Senate has decided to tackle arguably the greatest existential threat we face. Russia? China? Iran? No. — Daylight Savings Time. Rest easy, America. The United States Senate has got your back. Mostly with…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 3/15/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday, and appropriately enough, the Ides of March. Has it really been “two weeks?” Already? Time really flies when you’re flattening society. While everyone is fretting over the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and yes it is a serious issue, lest we forget that it, along with every other assault and abomination (you…
The Morning Report 3/14/22
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and the madness of and surrounding the Russian invasion of Ukraine continues. The ripples are radiating outward, but whether they’re ripples in a pond or the formation of a tsunami is anyone’s guess at this point. Certainly the potential for the latter is there, because with the world’s…
The Morning Report 3/11/22
Good morning, kids. Friday and regarding yesterday’s “I’m Rootin’ for Putin” assertion that frankly I thought would raise a few more eyebrows than it did, at least in negative comments, let me reiterate and emphasize the fact that I find Vladimir Putin to be a disgusting, murderous thug. There is no excuse for this aggressive,…
The Morning Report 3/10/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and let me just say this right from the start. The death, maiming and suffering of Ukrainians as well as Russians is beyond tragic, mostly because it could have and should have been prevented were it not for the cluelessness and arrogance of Foggy Bottom, Democrats, the EU and NATO. That…
The Morning Report 3/9/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and is it just me or am I starting to not give a flying fig about Putin and the Ukraine? Don’t get me wrong; one idiotic miscalculation from any party concerned and hair will be mussed. Considering the mental state as well as the complete cluelessness of the junta controlling our…
The Morning Report 3/8/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and it looks as if at least part of what friend and colleague CBD predicted on the latest edition of our award-winning™️ Cut Jib Newsletter Speaks! podcast might be coming to pass. In an interview with Reuters, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said that Russia would be willing to halt military operations if, in addition…
The Morning Report 3/7/22
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and of course the Russian invasion and attempt to conquer Ukraine (yet again) enters its 12th day. It’s incredible to witness how miscalculation and blunder on all sides of this issue have gotten us to this point. For sure, it was the perceived green light given to…
The Morning Report 3/4/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and things are getting hot in the Ukraine — literally. A fire broke out at the Zaporizhzhia power plant in Ukraine as Russian forces bombard the facility, leading Ukrainian officials to claim that the threat is “10 times larger than Chernobyl.” “Russian army is firing from all sides…
The Morning Report 3/3/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and while Joey Soft-Serve has the intellectual agility of a geoduck with final stage syphilis, I’m beginning to suspect that Sean Hannity must be jealous. While Biden’s #1 idiot status can’t be topped because of his 50-year record of being spectacularly wrong about every major policy issue and on top of…









