Good morning, kids. Thursday and what more can I say that hasn’t already be said about Jumping Jack Trash Whoopi and her gas, gas, gas? I didn’t need the crystal ball of Kreskin and Nostradamus as it was instantly telegraphed that she was going to get a two-week vacation and then declared kosher for her…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 2/2/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and ABC has announced the suspension of Whoopie Rape-Rape for her remarks about how the Shoah was not about race and that it was white on white so what’s the big deal? No doubt this beast who in one photo I’ve seen looks as if she swallowed Hermann Goering has some…
The Morning Report 2/1/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and so Whoopi Goldberg, nee Caryn Johnson, has been forced to apologize for stating that the Shoah, the systematic annihilation of Europe’s Jews because of the crackpot racial theories of Adolf Hitler and much of Germany, which was in fact Hitler’s casus belli, was not because of race. Where to even fucking…
The Morning Report 1/31/22
Good morning, kids. Last day of January (already?) and, once again we have a link-apalooza to begin the week so let’s dive right in. Top of the heap for me is the situation to the north of us in Canada. The most shocking things over these past “two weeks” – now almost in its 100th…
The Morning Report 1/28/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and while I already went through the whole sturm und drang and how at the end of the day, whoever replaces Breyer isn’t going to really matter all that much in the grand scheme of things, I do not want to allow the Left to yet again claim absolute moral…
The Morning Report 1/27/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and of course the semi-confirmed reports of Stephen Breyer’s retirement from SCOTUS tops the headlines this morning. I’ll be honest with you, I don’t really give much of a rat’s ass about this for a number of reasons. First of all, in terms of this so-called “balance” on the court –…
The Morning Report 1/26/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and I just have to laugh. Many years ago in my show business days, I had the distinct displeasure of encountering Michael Rapaport. To describe him as a crude lowlife is insulting to crude lowlifes. What made it worse was his insufferable egomania. But, as the song goes, “that’s entertainment.” As…
The Morning Report 1/25/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and while everyone is yammeing on about Biden calling FNC’s Peter Doocy a “son of a bitch,” the stooge president’s dementia-driven foot-in-mouth disease might actually blunder us into some sort of armed confrontation with Putin over in Ukraine. Unless of course, this is intentional or at least a happy accident on…
The Morning Report 1/24/22
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and the second year of a criminal, illegitimate junta with a decrepit, demented crook fronting the sham. I’m shocked he lasted a full year (that is, allowed to last a full year) but there is just no way he can go on, neither physically nor politically. And…
The Morning Report 1/21/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here, and the Wednesday afternoon Joey Soft-Serve Potemkin Village “press conference” marking one year in office was, I suppose, in the minds of his puppet masters, akin to a kidnapper showing proof of life to the abductee’s family. What it turned out to be was Vera Miles stumbling upon…









