Good morning, kids. Wednesday and after enduring last night’s torture session masquerading as a State of the Union address, when you look at the real state of not just the nation (there is no “union” to speak of in any way, shape or form) and the world in general, I’ve come to the conclusion that…
Author: J.J. Sefton
The Morning Report 3/1/22
Good morning, kids. March. Already? Putin evidently is ramping up his assault on Kyiv with a reportedly 40-mile long armored column driving on the city even as we speak. I thought Zelensky would’ve been crying “uncle” after the first 48 hours but we’re now six days into this thing and the Russians have yet to…
The Morning Report 2/28/22
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and the fog of the Ukraine-Russia War is nearly as impenetrable as the marine layer between Joey Soft-Serve’s ears. That said, the vegetable formerly known as Biden, or to be be more precise, those who for the past 13 months assigned to the task of making his…
The Morning Report 2/25/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and Ukraine getting pounded by Putin remains at the top of the dung heap with the subjugation of North America by its own insane governments smoldering somewhere underneath. While the latter in real, direct terms is much more important for obvious reasons, the former is a direct result…
The Morning Rant
Between Ukraine and Canada turning into a police state, there’s a lot of other news that’s getting lost in the sauce and that really shouldn’t. For now, let’s keep the focus on the international stage. The complete incompetence and idiocy that is the Biden Junta’s foreign policy was amply demonstrated with its disastrous snap-decision to…
The Morning Report 2/24/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and I guess if this were Sunday’s Food Thread, it would be Blinis and Maple Syrup. And it would be appropriate since this author confidently declared he would eat his hat if there would be a full scale war in Ukraine. So I guess pass the moose burger and beet-root remoulade….
The Morning Report 2/23/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and it’s the Ukrainian blintzkrieg, a.k.a. “squirrel!” and the collapse of our neighbor to the north into a totalitarian police state with the figurative and quite literal bastard child of Fidel Castro at the helm. Let’s get the bullshit of Ukraine out of the way first, although in the cold light…
The Morning Report 2/22/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and it’s official. Justin Castreau-cescu has called for his “temporary” post-Reichstag Fire “enabling act” to become permanent and the Canadian Parliament is one step closer to obliging. Trudeau invoked the Act, an unprecedented move, last week claiming it necessary to dispel peaceful protests linked to the Freedom Convoy movement, which is demanding…
The Morning Report 2/21/22
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week and before even getting into things, let me just state for the record: Forget Ukraine. And you can substitute a much shorter word beginning with the letter “F” for “forget.” It’s a complete wag-the-dog scam meant to distract us and the rest of the world from the…
The Morning Report 2/18/22
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here and sometimes you see something brilliant and you just have to give recognition. Among comedians, writers and other cultural critics, Henny Youngman’s now iconic one-liner “Take my wife. Please!” is considered the greatest joke of all time. Some even consider it as a brilliant example of the perfect…









