Good morning, kids. Wednesday and the good news is, the contents of Hunter Biden’s laptop – albeit 18 months too late – are finally coming to light and will doubtless implicate him and his father in the greatest case of political corruption in history. It’s the worst possible kind of graft since it involves not…
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The Morning Report 3/29/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and whatever the hell is going on in Ukraine, the situation here in the nation formerly known as the United States – the persecution of enemies of the regime that stole the 2020 election and the consolidation of absolute power – is ramping up. This J-6 Committee is an absolute farce,…
The Morning Report 3/28/22
Good morning, kids. The start of a new week, and Saturday night at the chez is steak and a movie night, usually featuring some form of escapist fare like a classic comedy or musical. In this case, the classy, elegant and legitimately funny Cary Grant, Myrna Loy and Melvyn Douglas in Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream…
The Morning Report 3/25/22
ood morning, kids. The weekend is here and the struggle for freedom and liberation goes on. Yeah, Ukraine, whatever. But mostly I mean right here at home. The cancer that has been gnawing away at us since the end of the Second World War, if not as far back as Woodrow Wilson, has metastasized to…
The Morning Report 3/24/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and the tragicomedy of the Kentanji Jackson confirmation hearings continues. The natural reaction to this farce is to laugh at it, but considering who this person is, where she came from and where she is likely headed, we’re laughing all the way to the gallows. To someone who is old enough…
The Morning Report 3/23/22
Good morning, kids. Wednesday and the conservative punditry is getting itself all excited because Lindsay Graham found a set of testicles** and ripped into Dick Durbin over Guantanamo Bay detainees, proclaiming that he doesn’t care if they all die in jail, before storming out of the room in a dramatic huff. Wow. Our hero. Let’s all whip…
The Morning Report 3/22/22
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and the story that is bubbling through the Ukraine situation is the confirmation hearings of this Kentanji Jackson communist to take the SCOTUS seat to be vacated by retiring Justice Stephen Breyer. If you look at this dame’s record both as a jurist and as a law student, it’s a litany…
The Morning Report 3/21/22
Good morning, kids. Monday and first up, it was announced that over the weekend, Justice Clarence Thomas was hospitalized with some sort of infection after experiencing “flu-like symptoms.” The nature of the infection was not revealed, nor has it been identified as the General Tso’s Sickness. Nevertheless our prayers for a full and speedy recovery…
The Morning Report 3/18/22
Good morning, kids. Before we dive into the daily snake pit/cesspool, a long distance shout-out to confirmed lurker and distinguished member of the Horde, Victor Davis Hanson. Whether or not he appreciates “nood,” “corgis,” “hobos,” “bewbs,” “surprise (you-know-what,)” “ass-less chaps,” “but first you will —-,” “Kaboom,” or even the penny-a-pixel, inchoate talking points of Kurt,…
The Morning Report 3/17/22
Good morning, kids. Thursday and so the turducken of Haile Selassie stuffed inside Mahatma Ghandi and wrapped with Winston Churchill – President Volodymyr Zelensky – made his pitch to Congress via Zoom/Skype. Invoking everything from Pearl Harbor to 9/11, he begged and pleaded for America to basically start World War 3 to preserve his precious Democracy….









