It’s not really news, because everyone with two synapses to rub together knows that the Mad Mullahs are desperate to develop or acquire nuclear weapons. Their peculiarly psychotic brand of Islam foretells the arrival of the 12th Imam, who will usher in a world-wide caliphate. And how to hasten that? Well…destroy the great Satan and…
The Morning Report 6/27/23
Good morning kids. I’ve developed a theorem, which is for sure much more provable if not already a rock solid principle of the universe than “climate change.” To wit: The more outrageous the crime and the more backed up by evidence to prove it, the more likely it is that the Democrat-Leftist who committed it…
The Morning Report 6/26/23
Good morning kids. They just couldn’t help themselves, could they? The frog in the pot was drifting into unconsciousness and about to slip under the simmering bubbles for good, but then, they got impatient and turned the heat up to high and Michigan J. Frog leaped out. And he wasn’t singing “Hello My Ragtime Gal” either….
Consolidate Our Win, Let Abortion Be A State Matter, And Take It Off The National Stage
The pro-life movement won a great battle with the Dobbs decision that pushed abortion back to the states. The Democrat party used the decision as a tremendous hook to increase contributions for the 2022 midterm elections, and used it as a cudgel with which to beat vulnerable candidates in swing districts. That, combined with feckless…
This Is The New Democrat Party…Indistinguishable From The Soviet Communist Party
Care to bet how often this will be used to protect abortion protesters at Planned Parenthood abattoirs or parents protesting against grooming in their kids’ kindergartens? Because those folks are regularly set upon, both verbally and physically, by the thugs of the Democrat party because of their religious principles or their sexual orientation (or is…
CutJibNewsletter Speaks: Season 4, Episode 3
Joe Mannix joins CBD and J.J. Sefton to discuss: The Hunter Biden wrist slap and the in-your-face tyranny it illustrates, Secretary of State Blinken’s prostitutes his prostate before Xi Jinping, Deeper meaning to the Titanic tourist sub disaster, Woke burnout among normal America, and more!!
The Morning Report 6/23/23
Good morning kids. With all due respect to their families and friends, it’s amazing how the story of five poor devils who mercifully seemed to have died almost instantaneously two miles deep manages to suck all the oxygen out of the implosion of our nation and society. And speaking of which, while our attention is…
The Morning Rant
“Their Violence Is Speech…Our Speech Is Violence” In a normal baseball world, Curt Schilling would be a Baseball Hall of Fame inductee, but because of his outspoken political opinions…otherwise known as free speech, he has been shunned by the scummy, leftist, weasel baseball writers who vote players into the Hall of Fame. The pitcher elected…
The Morning Report 6/22/23
Good morning kids. So, the Kevin McCarthy-led GOP House members finally, or perhaps barely, got their shit together and actually voted to censure the truly loathsome toad Adam “Schiff-for-Brains” Schiff for his spreading of arguably the greatest and/or most heinous political smear in American history; a history now concluded due in no small part to…
The Morning Report 6/21/23
Good morning kids. Happy first day of summer. The descent into banana republic status is so in your face that you’d literally have to be Helen Keller with John Fetterman’s brain function to not recognize it. To call what Hunter Biden got a “slap on the wrist” is up there with Hirohito telling the Japanese…