It is stealthily easy to slide into a chilling and depressing view of the world, especially when the default among so much much of the media is that whatever may be happening is a good thing, even though a rational — normal — view of what is going on suggests that it is so far…
The Morning Report 6/20/23
Good morning kids. So, Anthony Blinken had a highly-anticipated and from most accounts desperately sought after summit with international winner the Pooh, Xi Jinping. Before enlightening you on the aftermath of that meeting, as if you couldn’t guess, a bit of background on our current Secretary of State, courtesy of the indispensable Discover The Networks. These are…
The Morning Report 6/19/23
Good morning kids. Happy Completely-Irrelevant-Yet-Forced-Upon-Us-National-Holiday-of-a-Mangled-Mispronounced-Word-That-Does-Nothing-But-Divide-Us-Yet-Gives-Government-Employees-a-Day-Off — Day! I personally would like to acknowledge this day by unequivocally echoing the words of Dear Leader, the brain-bleeder, Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants and declare “Alright, God save the Queen, man.” It was such a wonderful day of happiness, piety and pride (pun kind of intended) that celebrants engaged in quiet reflection, introspection…
The Morning Report 6/16/23
Good morning kids. What a sick joke. 20 GOP Congress-insects torpedoed a legitimate and in my view vital vote to censure bug-eyed lipless wonderfuck Adam “Schiff-for-Brains” Schiff. The reprehensible Schiff was one of the foremost proponents of the Trump-Russia collusion hoax. He repeated the falsehood in every forum possible. With every appearance, the lies became more…
The Morning Report 6/15/23
Good morning kids. A couple of interesting if not heartening stories that give us a glimmer of hope or at least something to cling to as the abyss threatens to swallow us whole. First, while I usually describe the Michigan town of Hamtramck as alternately “Hamas-tramck” or “Haram-tramck” I’m cheering the residents of that town,…
The Morning Report 6/14/23
Good morning kids. While all eyes obviously were on events taking place in Miami, friend and friend of the blog Bob Zimmerman informs us of something truly disturbing if not unsurprising. And the fact that it’s unsurprising is the truly disturbing thing. On June 3, 2023 there was a rally supporting the queer agenda in front…
The Morning Rant
I understand when ethnic Ukrainians cheer for Ukraine’s success against Russia. I understand that many people find Putin to be distasteful…a bully, a tyrant, a killer of political opponents. And the Russia he has nurtured is corrupt (although probably not on the scale of Ukraine!), with Putin himself being the ultimate recipient of much of…
The Morning Report 6/13/23
Good morning kids. Someone tell China and the Religion of Peaceniks that they can come on in any time. Just avoid the Coney Island whitefish and pools of soiled Astroglide strewn about the Rose Garden lawn. Maybe that’s the Biden version of SDI; spread STD via spreading cheeks, so that even Fang-Fang and Khomeini would be…
The Morning Report 6/12/23
Good morning kids. The more I look around at the state of the nation the more I feel the weight of the supreme irony that when the Iron Curtain fell, it evidently landed on top of us. Along with the curtain rods, lath and plaster and half of the damn wall itself. Perhaps more alarmingly…
The Future For All Western Countries With Lax Immigration Policies: Murder, Rape, Arson Of Churches, Child Molestation, Women As Chattel. You Know…The 7th Century!
Young Children in Critical Condition After Mass Stabbing in France Syrian Asylum Seeker Arrested At least six people including four very children were injured in an apparent knife attack in Annecy, a picturesque mountainside town popular with tourists for its proximity to Alpine ski resorts, on Thursday morning. Reports state the suspect is 32-year-old a…