It is long past the time when Turtle McConnell’s words meant anything other than a punch line in a dystopian joke about the feckless Republican party. He has overseen the loss of seats during an election season that could have been an exceptional success, but his obeisance to his personal power, corporate America, his acceptance…
The Morning Report 5/9/23
Good morning, kids. Taking in the situation we face, I have to admit I feel helpless. Not hopeless, God forbid. But certainly helpless. As we have become all too painfully aware, the way in which things are supposed to function and how people are supposed to behave has been turned upside down. The events of January…
The Morning Report 5/8/23
Good morning, kids. With everything going on, probably the least crucial item on the docket is the fight over the debt ceiling. Let’s face it; unless we are completely wrong about deficits and debts in terms of the consequences to the government as opposed to the ordinary citizen, we are tens of trillions in the…
Oklahoma, Where the Woke Comes Screeching To A Halt!
Oklahoma bans first 13 companies from state business for ESG policies As the federal government becomes more and more authoritarian while simultaneously becoming even less competent (hard to believe!), the last great hope of a return to American Exceptionalism, or even just a return to a more sane country, seems to be in the statehouses…
The Morning Report 5/5/23
Good morning, kids. Happy Sinko de Swimmy or whatever fercockamamie non-holiday this is. Meh, if you’re somewhere in the southwest and you do celebrate this or it is a tradition to celebrate it, apologies and have fun. I mean no disrespect. That said, considering that the border, such as it is which is to say…
The Morning Report 5/4/23
Good morning, kids. Crime, or to be more precise, crime as a means by which the junta in power seeks to make the citizenry cede more of the freedoms to said junta for the promise of security, is today’s subject. First as a bit of a setup, the fiend who was captured yesterday after being…
The Morning Report 5/3/23
Good morning, kids. Well, I guess the mellifluous incantations of Maxine “Love Canal” Waters (among others) continue to win friends and influence people, as Rep Matt Gaetz found himself the target of, pace everyone’s favorite incest aficionado, Jew-hater and immigration fraudster Bro-fo Omar, a mostly peaceful “something that somebody did.” “This past Saturday my wife Ginger and I…
The Morning Rant
The ultimate in misogyny is suggesting that women are nothing special; that women are simply a social construct that can be assumed by anyone with a pulse. Because with that comes the next step, which is the eradication of women from the public sphere. Sports is the most glaringly obvious place, with Will Thomas and…
The Morning Report 5/2/23
Good morning, kids. Well, it looks as if Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants’ Depends-changers and ice cream and word salad spoon-feeders over at Kalorama have evidently “caved” on the debt ceiling budget negotiations, at least insofar as they’re willing to consider cuts in exchange for raising the debt. Perhaps their calculus is letting their propaganda machine go into overdrive…
The Morning Report 5/1/23
Good morning, kids. At the risk of beating the RFK Jr. subject to death, considering I’ve already devoted a couple of columns as well as a segment on the latest podcast with CBD (linked here) – and let me once again emphasize that I am in no way, shape or form endorsing him nor will…