Author: J.J. Sefton

Good morning kids. Happy President’s Day, which is a total joke considering it completely subsumes George Washington and Abraham Lincoln and throws them in with the likes of James Buchanan, Woodrow Wilson, FDR, LBJ and the jug-eared dog-eater. Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants is an asterisk. Then again, America today is an asterisk in the wake of the…

Good morning kids. There are a lot of new, and mostly infuriating, developments in a number of top stories, yet one thing jumped out at me that just speaks volumes about the reality of who and what have run this country since at least the end of World War 2. And run it into the…

Good morning kids. Let’s start of with a chuckle. It’s a nervous one for sure, but hey, given everything going on I’ll take it. Mop-topped Marxist muff-munching press flack Karine Jean-Pierre, in defending her boss, claimed that Joey Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants is “the best communicator we have in the White House.” And just to prove her…

Good morning kids. I’ve had enough already with the Chi-Com balloon-acy, and the toxic disaster Ohio train derailment; although before I leave that subject, in response to the troll or trolls who evidently share one particular name, and think what happened in Ohio would not have happened if the railroads were only regulated, well, at…

Good morning kids. Considering the disasters, foreign and domestic, falling all around the tyrannical clowns of the Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants Junta, but landing mostly on our heads, I have the actual solution. No, encouraging them to stick their heads in a gas oven before they abolish it (and the gas) is for afterwards. The solution is do everything…

Good morning kids. So, there was evidently some big game yesterday to which my give-a-shitometer registered somewhere between flatline and fuck-all. If it meant something to you, either congratulations or go overturn another car. Back here on Planet Looney-Bin, also known as the former United States of America and the civilized world, yet more Red…

Good morning kids. After both Ace and I reported and commented on the blockbuster (yet given the times we live in unsurprising) allegations from Seymour Hersh that the US military at the behest of those pulling Joe Sponge-Brain Shits-Pants’ strings committed an act of war against the Russian Federation by sabotaging the NordStream pipeline, many…

Good morning kids. Before getting into the main event, I give you your combination comedy relief/emetic for the day. Dig this: Fox News: Sen. John Fetterman Hospitalized After “Feeling Lightheaded” at Senate Democrat Retreat – Sen. Fetterman’s hospitalization does not appear to be related to his previous stroke, his office said. John Fetterman “feeling lightheaded.”…

Good morning kids. Time is a funny thing. Three years can feel like the blink of an eye or as long ago as a distant memory. The mood of the nation, at least those of us who have a love for this nation and what it once stood for, was diametrically opposite of what it…

Good morning kids. If you want to know just how low this junta will stoop to deceive and to demean us, here’s a prime example. In preparation for President Joe Biden’s 2023 State of the Union (SOTU) address, security fences have been erected around the perimeter of the U.S. Capitol building, a practice that has become…