Author: J.J. Sefton

Good morning kids. So, tomorrow’s State of the Union speech, if it isn’t some sort of deep fake Max Headroom AI version of Sponge-Brain Shit’s Pants in front of Congress, is sure to feature two themes: Donald Trump and anyone who voted for him is evil and a cancer to be eradicated, and the Chinese…

Good morning kids. Considering we’re living in a world where pedophiles in drag are allowed (way too weak a word) to read stories to toddlers and encourage them to “lick us where we pee,” and where five black cops beat a black suspect to death in a city with a 60-plus % black populace, a black mayor…

Good morning kids. I’m reminded of the scene from Full Metal Jacket where a general, seeing the words “Born To Kill” right next to a peace sign on Private Joker’s helmet says, “Is that some kind of sick joke?!” Welcome to the government of the former United States of America in 2023. It is both fundamentally unserious…

Good morning kids. And just like that, it’s February. Yet the beat (and beat-down) goes on. Three years since the world was turned upside down when a virus now confirmed to have emanated from a Chi-Com bioweapons facility either intentionally, or accidentally-on-purpose, was unleashed upon the world. The other “happy accident” was the crisis that…

Good morning kids. So, in looking at this hideous Tyre Nichols situation in Memphis, it reminds me of the story about the kid who goes on trial for murdering his parents, and then pleading with the court for mercy because he’s an orphan. In this case, after begging for mercy, he blames the real guilty party:…

Good morning kids. I’m not claiming this to be Sefton’s corollary, but it certainly seems to me that the more self-evident and obvious a thing is, the more difficult it is to prove. Even when people have cold, hard truth shoved in their face, the ability to see, hear, feel, touch and taste it shuts…

ood morning kids. On September 29th, 2020, during a debate with President Trump, candidate Joseph Towelette Biden claimed that Antifa is simply an “idea, not an organization, not militia.” As long as we’re talking ideas and aphorisms, in light of the aforementioned and Biden’s proclamation, “If the pen is mightier than the sword, think of…

Good morning kids. So, Kevin McLuntz is now being praised for unflinchingly doing what anyone in his position had to do without even giving it a second thought in kicking Schiff-for-Brains, Flatulent Fang-Banging Swallwell and the Jew-hating Bro-Fo the hell off of the intelligence committees. The cherry on the parfait was telling the propagandists to…

Good morning kids. So, everyone’s favorite RINO – for all the varied and I’m sure colorful definitions of that acronym – Mike Pence came forward and admitted that he had in his possession classified documents from his time as VP. It’s possible (yet how likely would it really be I have no idea) that in…

Good morning kids. Well, just on the heels of a mass shooter in Southern California gunning down 11 people, 7 farm workers up in Half Moon Bay were killed in two separate but evidently related incidents.  Aside from the fact that the media could neither find nor fabricate any connection to white people or white supremacy…