Good morning, kids. Thursday and for me as each day passes, the more the pain and suffering from the societal, economic and governmental reaction to the “Shy Knees (SWIDT?) Boo-Boo Oopsie” eclipses the actual physical pain, suffering and death by the virus itself, the more I am convinced that this entire thing is a completely…
Month: March 2020
The Morning Report 3/18/20
Good morning, kids. Midweek and plague madness continues. Case in point, you’d think that the morning after the market jumps over 1,000 points I’d be doing cartwheels, but instead I’m dreading the opening bell because more than likely it will herald a 2,000-point nosedive. In any case, the media-fueled panic over the Chinese coronavirus is…
The Morning Report 3/17/20
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and I’m not going to lie to you. I haven’t felt this miserable since the rhetorical boot to the groin on Election Day 2008 followed by the stomp on the head exactly four years later. The Dow Jones dropped almost 3,000 points yesterday in its greatest single day loss ever, and…
The Morning Report 3/16/20
Good morning, kids. Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride this week and probably for the next month or so. The Chinese Coronavirus, Oriental Plague, Yellow Fever International Silver String Submarine Band is now spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of panic. The thrill of short selling, the agony…
What To Do…What To Do? Torch Our Hair? Or Something Fun?
It’s past the time during which we could approach Wuhan Flu with anything approaching calm, rational discussion and decision-making. For fuck’s sake…THEY ARE CLOSING THE BARS! In my neck of the woods there is an odd juxtaposition between business-as-usual and insane behavior that is just a few steps from burning witches and bleeding to release…
The Morning Report 3/13/20
Good morning, kids. The weekend is here, thank goodness. The absolute panic and overreaction to this Chinese coronavirus, which by the way sprang and spread from China, continues to just swamp everything. While the headlines from a media that is provably virtually 100% dishonest and dangerous continue to alarm the public with which celebrity or…
The Morning Report 3/12/20
Good morning, kids. Thursday and the top story is panic, fear and hatred, and not necessarily over something that is biological in nature, that is the Chinese Oriental Yellow Peril Flu, Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings. Last night, President Trump addressed the nation to both announce immediate, specific and targeted actions to mitigate the impact…
The Morning Report 3/11/20
Good morning, kids. Midweek and we’ll get to “Not-So-Ancient Chinese Secret” in a moment. Topping the news are the results from yesterday’s seven-primary semi-Super Tuesday. Yes, Biden crushed Sanders by taking four of the seven, including the crucial state of Michigan, while Sanders remains ahead in North Dakota and Washington, with the Democrats Abroad race…
The Morning Report 3/10/20
Good morning, kids. Tuesday and the interrelated stories of the coronavirus, the stock market continuing to crash and politics are singly and collectively in the lead. I suppose I could have picked any to start with but the Too Wong Yellow Peril Plague, Traveling All Stars and Motor Kings is driving, or being driven by…
The Morning Report 3/9/20
Good morning, kids. Start of a new week, minus an hour thanks to this daylight savings nonsense. In any case, the top stories remain the coronavirus, politics and how the former is now part of the latter in the last Leftist attempt to destroy President Trump’s bid for re-election come November. Frankly, unless and until…








